Foodie With A Side Of Politics Pillows

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

hard-boiled egg...

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'The Burrito King.'

Banana Split Personality

The Main Types of Cheese

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Diner

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Baloneystini

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'It feels warm enough to me.'