Food Politics Buff Pillows

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Elise Stefanik

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified food will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Meat bi-products.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"Are you sure it's not genetically modified?"

'No, I don't see any problems with genetically modified food.'

"You are sure he's not genetically modified?"

"Genetically modified sour grapes!"

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'

'Don't be such a baby! You can't even taste them.'

"...and here I was...only just getting used to being paid for NOT doing things."

"Are your chops humanely chopped?"

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."