Foodie Politicians Pillows

Elise Stefanik

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

…Here's the deal…You get your brother and sister to finish their fruit, vegetable and milk, and I'll get you extra dessert… Food Pyramid Scheme.

Commie Chef.

U.S. Bread Basket.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

Demonstration at a bar

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified food will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

"You are sure he's not genetically modified?"

"Genetically modified sour grapes!"

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'

"Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying."

"Are your chops humanely chopped?"

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Congress Fried Chicken

Cheap Governor-Elect

Childhood obesity global pandemic