Foodie With A Decision Dilemma Prints

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

Dieting Motivation.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Supermarket Aisles.

"Don't eat so fast"

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

This fly is doing the backstroke

'This morning I became a vegetarian. . .'

"Be right with you, folks."

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

'Right, I'm at the yoghurt section...What size?...Right...What flavour?...Right...Low fat?...Right...Very low fat?...Right...How many?...Right...'

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

Guy begging for money holding his hat out. Next to him an out of work chef holding his frying pan out begging for money.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner