Food Lover's Dilemma Prints

"Careful what you wish for."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Dieting Motivation.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Fast Food Dieter

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"George often brings his work home with him."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"Consider it your entrée into the business world."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."