Foodie At A Crossroads Prints

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Dieting Motivation.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Hot dog.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

The Deli Llama

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

Food Blog

Favourite Food

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

Making Pizza in the Office

'What a pig.' - 'I heard that.'