Foodie With A Dark Sense Of Humor Pillows

"The clam chowder is to die for."

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

A waiter says:'You guys know you're supposed to text me when you're ready right?' the patrons are dead . . .

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

'Buzz off! Jon Pierre we have got work to do.'

'The Chef wants to know what you'd like for your last meal.'

Eastern Europe - Russian drought brings wheat shortage.

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

The Main Types of Cheese

'The Burrito King.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Banana Split Personality

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Jewish Geometry

Diner

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."