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"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

GM Crops Genie.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

CSI Fridays

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Horse meat scandal.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''