Foodie Phone Fanatic Pillows

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Burnt or Raw?

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Will work for Food Network.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"More croutons, sir?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'