Foodie On A First Date T-Shirts

'You certainly are a lady-killer - I'm almost starved to death!'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'Tasty bird.'

Where cronuts come from.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'Tasty.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"You complete me."

"We both love Chinese food."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."