Foodie On A First Date T-Shirts

'You certainly are a lady-killer - I'm almost starved to death!'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Tasty bird.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"You complete me."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"We both love Chinese food."

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'Tasty.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'