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"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You're the lid to my pot."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Streets - Night

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

Pasta

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"