"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"
Foodie In The Womb Prints
Decorate with personality using prints that highlight the adorable anticipation of a future foodie. Perfect for framing and hanging in the nursery or kitchen for a whimsical touch.
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
"Stephen and I are today's special."
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"Beanirrito"
'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'
"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"
'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.
"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."
'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'
'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'
'No creamed peas for me today!'
'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'
Breastfeeding: Good Design Council
"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."
"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"
'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'
S. S. All You Can Eat
"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."
Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.
Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?
The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.
"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"
How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.
"I've been a chef for far too long...."
Babies who Lunch.
Eye of Newt Helper
"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"
"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"
Fried Egg
Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles
"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"
Pork Pie Hat
"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."
Foodie In The Womb Prints Collection
Foodie In The Womb Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the food-loving family. A fun way to celebrate the tiny chef in the womb every morning.
Foodie In The Womb Pillows
Add some fun and comfort with our witty pillows. Ideal for sprucing up the nursery or any cozy corner in the home.
Foodie In The Womb T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts designed for future food enthusiasts. A humorous gift for parents-to-be who love good eats and good laughs.