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'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Therapy?'

'Tasty bird.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Hey, honey bun!'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Executive Tacos

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."