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'So much for tomorrow's guacamole - this is the last of the extra virgin olive oil!'

Counting ribs

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

Church Basement Foodie

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Men's cooking'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"More croutons, sir?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."