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"Steak? Let's go with the fish. It's brain food. After, if you still think eating steak is a good idea, we'll do that."

But is it organic?

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Diet considerations.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Trade you lunches?'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Complex Carbs

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

World Meat Consumptiom

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."