Foodie Flutist T-Shirts

The French piper

A Symphony of Penguins

The Worm Charmer

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Three Ladies

Team Flute

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Hey, honey bun!'

A woman playing the flute

'Tasty bird.'

Three people playing on the same flute.

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Stand back - while I whip something up

Flute-a-licious.

Flautist

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Artist and chiken

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

She always had her flute... just in case.

Musical Snowman

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

"We start on #F."

A bird tweets along with a musician.

Flautist

"This Pied Piper stuff started when Mom told me to take my 'infernal flute' outside and find some children to play with."

Romantic music.