Foodie Flutist T-Shirts

The French piper

A Symphony of Penguins

The Worm Charmer

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Three Ladies

Team Flute

'Tasty bird.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

A woman playing the flute

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

Three people playing on the same flute.

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Stand back - while I whip something up

Flute-a-licious.

Flautist

Artist and chiken

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"Music has doubled my income..."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

She always had her flute... just in case.

Musical Snowman

"We start on #F."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

A bird tweets along with a musician.

Romance Music

Romantic music.

"Why are called Double Bacon Whopper?"

You still working on that?