Foodie Defender Pillows

Staunch lady at grocer's

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'What'll it be?'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Boy defends his last fry.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Pizza Fencing

Soccer party

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.