Foodie At The Gallery T-Shirts

Dog admiring hot dog

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

The worm that churned!

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Picasso

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

Burger stall at an art gallery

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

Salvador Deli

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Artist and chiken

Adam and Eve and Scott

Almost Everything Bagel

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

Do you do portraits as well?

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

Smorgasborg

"The presentation is dreadful."

Tortelloni

Finding the Venus in the Clams.

'Can you suggest something that will photograph well for a Facebook posting?'

Prisoner Painting With Food