Foodie Appreciator Prints

"Oh, they're wonderful. They catered my Jeffrey's trial."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Menu Dating

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Cheese Pile

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Avocado Timeline

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Sushi Train Spotters

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."