Foodie Agitator T-Shirts

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Pasta

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Bar Refaeli

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Artist and chiken

Adam and Eve and Scott

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Pizza Fencing

…Here's the deal…You get your brother and sister to finish their fruit, vegetable and milk, and I'll get you extra dessert… Food Pyramid Scheme.

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

The great zucchinis

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

You still working on that?

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.