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"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

Vegetarian Birds

"Steamed vegetables."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Taken genetic engineering too far

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.