Foodie Anarchist Mugs

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

Vegetarian Birds

"Steamed vegetables."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Taken genetic engineering too far

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Are you ready for dessert?'