Food Storage Strategist T-Shirts

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Folding Container.

Artificial Isle

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Holiday Luggage

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

Tuppermalware

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''