Food Science Fanatic Pillows

Counting ribs

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Important Food Groups

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Party time.

The Streets - Night

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"