Food Science Fan Pillows

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Counting ribs

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'