"I'm not sure if it's the extra cannery waste or bakery waste, but I can hardly taste the antibiotics."
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would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?
"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"
"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.
'Don't worry it's organic...'
A boy who loves cows/burgers
As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'
"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."
Frankenfish
Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research
"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"
U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.
"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."
"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"
"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."
Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?
Worlds Apart.
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.
'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."
FDA Ingredients
"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."
"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'
'Why on Earth would you ask if this turkey is genetically modified?'
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