Food Puns Prints

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

Vocal Fry

'Shuck me.'

"Most women I meet can't stand me. I've been thinking of having my lactose removed."

"If you change a couple numbers on you expiration date, you'll be old enough to buy us beer."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Deliboys

"My guess it's guacamole."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"A little lamb please."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Hallelujah!"

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'