Food Presentation Aficionado Pillows

"The presentation is dreadful."

Tartine

Come dine with me!

The wonderful world of cheese.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

Cooking With Pollock.

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

Beef Wellingtons

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"