Plate Presentation Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

Tartine

Come dine with me!

The wonderful world of cheese.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Presentation skills.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

"Let me give you the bullet points!"

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"You call this a presentation?! I knew I shouldn't work with children or animals!"

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

May I Speak?