Food Orders Prints

'This guy just ordered pizza with everything -- now's our chance to get rid of those pig snouts!'

LAY ZEE FUK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Rump roast?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Food deliverer's baby.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'How is the water prepared?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

French Early Bird

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Sisyphus Pizza

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.