Food Order Enthusiasts Prints

'Phone Services - Desperate Selling to Small Businesses'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Life is for the birds.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'How is the water prepared?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Am Awful Crammer.

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'It feels warm enough to me.'