Food Market Exploration Pillows

Dirty greengrocer.

'Thinner!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Pasta

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Guy Fieri

Hot Rinzelophtats

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

'What the devil is that?

Roadkill Restaurant

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'So...they got you too.'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

'The special today is scraps.'

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."