Food Literature Mugs

"The menu simply says 'Fried Fish.' I'm waiting for you to provide the lyrical description."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Your French dip, sir.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"States of tofu"

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Fast food. Even faster food