Food Inventor Prints

'Frank's famous for inventing the Jalapeno popper, but it came at a price.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

6 Brothers Falafel

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Cheese Secret

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"We're making progress."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!