Food Information Pillows

'This chicken was raised on a farm, ate corn and never consumed drugs. That's more than I knew about you when we dated.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"States of tofu"

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Soup of the month.

Fast food. Even faster food

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Assault 'n' Vinegar