Food Industry Supporter Pillows

"We won!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Customer complaints.

Ace Doughnut Co.

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'