Food Industry Issues T-Shirts

Accident in the Chicken Factory

"We won!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Ace Doughnut Co.

Milkshake Shortage