Food Industry Issues Prints

Accident in the Chicken Factory

"We won!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

Loyd Grossman

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Milkshake Shortage

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Ace Doughnut Co.

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'