Food Hygienist Prints

'Yes, this is a clean bucket!'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Whack-a-molecule

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Chef copy robot

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

Artificial Isle

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"