Food Freshness Detective T-Shirts

Add some wit to their wardrobe with our food freshness detective t-shirts. Perfect for casual days, these tees blend humor and personality, making every outing a statement on freshness and fun.

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"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled." mockup

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

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Try to guess the continent dining... mockup

Try to guess the continent dining...

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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Honest Vending

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"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?" mockup

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces." mockup

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

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"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!" mockup

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

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Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.' mockup

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

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The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same. mockup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.' mockup

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

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"Okay, lets see what we have here." mockup

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?' mockup

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

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"And that's where hot dogs come from." mockup

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

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"Ah — excellent catsup."

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"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

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