Food Fresher Upper Pillows

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"Great Perfume!"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

Getting ready for spring

I shop locally!

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.