Food Fights Gifts

Mathematician Food Fights.

Chef's duel.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Next! Rotten Randall vs. Billy the Bruiser!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

Pizza Fencing

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!