Food Empire Builder Mugs

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

'When we started the company it was just a little cottage industry.' 'Megaco Incorporated.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

We'll pass on the entrees...

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.