Family Empire Builder Mugs

'Sir, our stock is down and we have a liquidity problem. Should I call your mommie?'

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's a mobile."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

Father

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Saving for College.

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Long and Short term investments.

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."