Food Empire Builder Pillows

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

'When we started the company it was just a little cottage industry.' 'Megaco Incorporated.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'Your Starbucks, McDonald's, and Hershey Stocks all went down. That shows you should never buy on an empty stomach.'

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.