Food Drop Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your food drop philosopher? Our collection blends humor and wisdom, celebrating those who find deep meaning in simple culinary pleasures. Whether they’re contemplative chefs or philosophical snackers, find a unique gift that resonates with their creative spirit and love for exploring life's mysteries through food.

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'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.' mockup

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?' mockup

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians." mockup

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

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"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?" mockup

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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Stratigraphy

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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Avocado Timeline

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"Is it free-range?"

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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The Politics of Food.

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Food Drop Philosopher Gifts Collection

Food Drop Philosopher Mugs

Explore our mugs dedicated to food drop philosophers—perfect for pondering life’s mysteries with a cup of coffee or tea.

Food Drop Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and insight into their space, celebrating the food drop philosopher’s love for deep thoughts and cozy comfort.

Food Drop Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that inspire reflection and humor, tailored for those who see philosophy in every bite and drop of food.

Food Drop Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the playful wisdom of food drop philosophers—ideal for expressing their creative and thoughtful side.