Food Description Artist Mugs

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Come dine with me!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Shaved Ice

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Culinary surgery.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Funky Chef 2

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Picasso

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

The Salvador Deli

Abundance of Caution

Adam and Eve and Scott

'Quit playing with it.'

Artist and chiken

The Cud Food Guide

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Funky Chef 1

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

The great zucchinis