Food Connoisseurship Pillows

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Regular service or affected?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Quick swig first?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'