Food And Tech Fusion Fan Pillows

Internet censorship.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

American style Greek cafe.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Woman finds something in her soup.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Where Processed Beef Comes From

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Swedish Meta Balls.

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."