Food Fusion Fans Pillows

"I like my men like I enjoy my peanut butter. Chunky with big nuts."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

6 Brothers Falafel

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Beanirrito"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Casual Thursday

Tzatzikicicle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Culture clash

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I'm on the plain.'

Pyramid Skiers

'So...they got you too.'

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

The Dali 'Bama.